December 2011
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& i found it!!!
still looking for Jordan's wallet
i hope to unicorns i find it
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I’m a Girl / Boy. I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. With most things. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have done. When I...
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i hope jordan's in a better mood when he gets...
he couldn’t find his wallet & tore the room apart. & alas, he did not find it so i got outta bed & got my wallet & gave him the money i had, a whoppping $22 hahahaha
i don’t know what that man does with his belongings but he’s always losing something, i thought i was bad ahahaa.
i started tidying up his room & i haven’t found it yet. i really hope i...
jordan's birds are the most annoying creatures...
i don’t mind birds, they’re cool..but jord’s mom’s bird pokey DOESN’T EVER STOP SQUEEKING!
the two birds in his room (twinkie & birdie) aren’t that bad & they shh when you tell them too.. so they’re not too bad
pokey, on the other hand, does not
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the guy on springer said he texted his girlfriend...
what the fuck!?
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every morning jordan goes into his safe & takes...
what a lovely boyfriend <3
on that note, going to poke smot :)
went to the mall last night & didn't find...
except for nail polish remover pads..they’re melon scented & smell delishhhh, they actually work really well too
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my grandma called me & i told her i just put ryley...
& then i was telling her how he likes to dance to reggae & she says (in a jamaican accent)
“ohh so he likes bob marley, better keep him away from the ganja”
ahahahhaha, she’s a nuttt
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